"The day you left me my world fell apart. The sun ceased to shine. That day you broke my heart. And London fell down into the Thames ..." Now Mr Eden those words I believe are taken from your song Boy Meets Girl So What, a what you might call ironic pop tone, I'm sorry I mean tune, from your days in McCarthy. We are here to discuss this obsession you have with the waters of the Thames. We have already made reference to The Drinking Song of the Merchant Bankers where you suggest: "I'm not about to throw myself in the Thames". And now one of our witnesses, a Mr Dan Dan The Pantry Man, draws our attention to the words you use about a poor couple in Unfortunately: "Oh let us both go to a better town where money's not scarce. 'Cause otherwise we'll go to the Thames or The Serpentine ..." Unfortunate is hardly the word Mr Eden. You seem to paint us a picture of the couple on the verge of throwing themselves in the water. And this seems a particularly unhealthy obsession in your work. What do you have to say for yourself? I am, I assure you, prepared to keep an open mind ...
Thursday, 26 November 2009
Boy meets girl so what
Posted by Yr Heartout at Thursday, November 26, 2009
Labels: London Water
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Malcom Eden: I don't recognise the legitimacy of this court to try me on these matters.ReplyDelete
Counsel for the prosecution: Your Honour, could you instruct the jury to stop sniggering at my witness' name?
I assume I'll have to resist jokes Laetitia of Lies?ReplyDelete
Irony was Malcom's weapon of self-destruction.ReplyDelete